banana brownie basalt (with almond butter intrusions)

Yesterday I whipped up (or more accurately, food-processed) these brownies (dairy free, gluten free, yadayada).

Igneous almond butter intrusion through banana brownie basalt.

They are rich, chocolatey, not too sweet, taste a bit of banana, and slice into really visually pleasing rectangular prisms. Make sure to shine a bright light on those right angles if you take your own photos.

At the behest of my excellent mother, here’s the recipe. Feel free to take liberties with fats, sugars, nut butters, or adding neat things like mint and orange oils.

Ingredients

9 x 12 inch pan for thin brownies, 8 x 8 for thicker

  • 1 cup + 1 tbsp butter (watch out! Product placement. I used half this vegan butter, and half coconut oil)
  • 2 ripe bananas
  • 2-3 tbsp honey, or your favorite sugar-like substance
  • 1.5 cups of your favorite flour (I used 1 cup of almond flour, 1/4 coffee flour, 1/4 flax meal)
    • that flax meal is super good for you
    • the coffee flour is nutty and strong – this recipe I co-opted claims you can just use coffee flour. I am skeptical. I mean, it only has 2/5 stars.
  • 1/2 cup of cocoa powder
    • because a blog is a soap box, let me preach here. You try to get that cocoa fair trade. Or else you are supporting child slave labour.
    • Who said baking couldn’t be politically sassy?
  • 1/2 tsp baking powder
  • 5 eggs
  • 2 tsp vanilla
  • 1 cup almond butter

Process

  • preheat oven to 350F or 177C ..or 450K
  • melt the butter
  • put everything (except almond butter) in a food processor and purée it good
    • if you don’t have a food processor (looking at you, mom), you’ll have to mash the bananas and mix everything the old fashioned way.
  • pour resulting batter into the pan
    • licking the batter bowl would taste super good at this point … but you know, I would never do that
  • almond butter swirl
    • melt the almond butter
    • dollop almond butter on various spots in the pan
    • use a knife to swirl it through the batter
  • bake for about 25min
    • check earlier, if your oven isn’t old like mine is

Voila! I hope you enjoyed my very first recipe post. Here’s a pretty song:

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bloody stomach

It struck me that I haven’t seen a shiny, blue rendition of the stomach with its associated vasculature before. Well, that all changes now. Happy New Year, internet!

Bloody Stomach

A mostly accurate rendition of the blood vessels supplying the stomach.

And here are my top 100 songs from 2017 – a healthy mix of stoner rock and bluegrass strings.

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derp deer dernier dimanche

Last weekend was a time to contemplate the beauty of derpy animals. Hopefully just the beginning of a wonderful friendship.

On a somber note, Canada lost a talented musician last month. Thank you Gord and the Tragically Hip for bringing stories of the marginalized and obscure across the country to light. You were the first band I saw in concert, formed in my college town, and I had a blast (drinking watery Molson Canadian) listening to you at the Ottawa Bluesfest a few summers ago. You will be missed.

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strange art-ifacts

All I can say is that Maya is a powerful software with its own agenda. What folly to think I could simply make a forest.
No, no there must be a forest sphere.

… may post more finds as I journey through this dark UX.

xgen weird mistake

musical interlude

Additional Maya subversions:
(Featuring a cabin surrounded by botched instances courtesy of the evil plugin, Xgen. And a spooky reflective sphere)

xgen_weird_mistake5

xgen_weird_mistake4

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elephant goes to Paris

spent a good portion of 2016 doodling this guy into a rainy street:

elephant in paris
drawn while watching the sweet Irish-Canadian show Vikings, listening to a few nerd audiobooks (American Gods, The Emperor’s Blades, Ready Player One), and hanging out with family, among other cool things.

here are some progress comps!

elephant progress

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with no internet

Having recently returned from a 3 day cabin stay without internet or data (at point no point), a few unanswerable questions occurred to us. I present them here, illustrated in ink and firewood coals, for posterity.

canada geese and seals

the oldest alcohol

 

lavender and salthaber process

 

 

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elephant

which I pronounce in my head, oliphant.

elephant_jan16_2016

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it’s alive. (+ canada)

progress!

It’s been a while since an article has brought tears to my eyes. A beautiful look at the recent change in Canada’s government.

And some forlorn(?) Folk for Friday

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quiet gastropods

3d slug

Getting back to modeling with a new project.

And lapping up podcasts..

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ore wool lumber wheat brick

cookie.

Cookie Catan

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