Once upon a time, N64 was developing a time-traveling, dinosaur-fighting adventure game with a… with a female lead character?
Named Krystal.
Close to release, the whole thing was sacked, and Krystal became a sideshow in a Star Fox game.
. . .
I now turn to cubism and an old sketch to explore my emotions over this news.
Paris, 2009. Picasso museum courtyard.
*for the sake of alliteration. Also considered were: flammably, factually, French, and friendly feminist Friday.